Want government censors to tell you what to read? Look no further than librarians from the American Library Association and their specific list of "banned books" carefully curated to preserve your "freedom to read."
That's right — read exactly these books and don't question the authority of the librarians or else you're not free. Indeed, our very democracy is at stake if you question a librarian's book selection.
Pay no mind to the ALA library policy that "establishes a process by which individuals may share their concerns about library resources in a discussion with a librarian or, if their concerns are unresolved, invoke a formal reconsideration process." That's just how ALA librarians track the challenges to their authority, and remember, the librarians are on your side so don't cross them.
However, attempts by parents with the correct speech to "ban" Abigail Shrier's "Irreversible Damage" from libraries will fly under the media radar in its relentless pursuit to target parents objecting to school pornography.
